Fast forward 50 years: We’ll be watching the Super Walmart Bowl, eating Taco Bell-grown “meat” burritos, and picking up our Amazon-brand medication at the only remaining pharmacy chain: Amazon Health.
 

✔ Taco Bell survives because fast food is cheap and scalable.
✔ Walmart survives because they control supply chains and undercut everyone.
✔ Amazon keeps expanding until it’s basically “the store” for everything.
✔ Eveything else? Cannibalized by private equity, crushed under debt, or forced into mergers.
 

And the worst part? People won’t even notice it happening. Because it won’t happen all at once—it’ll just be one business closing here, another merging there, until one day, you wake up and it’s all corporate monopoly-owned garbage.
 

We will all be drinking and watering our plants with Gatorade and Pepsi because, you know, it has electrolytes
 

The entire world will be sponsored by PepsiCo, and we’ll all be forced to drink Mountain Dew “Health+” because water is for rich people.
 

And when the last independent businesses fall, the Taco Bell-Walmart-Amazon merger will just rebrand the entire country as:

  The United States of Prime™ – Powered by Pepsi

  Currency:  BullyBucks Digital Coins.
  Healthcare:  Walmart Clinics.
  Education:  Taco Bell University.
  Government:  Brought to you by PepsiCo
 

And anyone who questions it? Labeled a dangerous anti-corporate extremist and sent to a re-education retreat at a Disney-Universal Fun Camp™.

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BullyBucks™

- Can be used to attend Taco Bell University - You can use them to fund your education because there is         no more financial aid. 

- The Future of Education, One Taco at a Time!
- Where every degree comes with a side of Fire Sauce.
- Where 'woke' is off the menu, and real meat is just a suggestion.

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BullyBucks (continued)

- Earned through 16-hour shifts at your local Amazon MegaCenter
- Complete your thesis in ‘Sauce Packet Distribution Theory’ for a full refund

- Directly deducted from your Prime Subscription Premium++ Account

- Redeemable for “Cheesy Chipotle Nacho Crunch Fiesta Supreme Deluxe” (™ pending).

Majors:
🌮 Culinary Engineering (aka, How Many Times Can We Repackage the Same 5 Ingredients?)
💰 Corporate Compliance (Learn to say ‘Yes, sir, Mr. Bezos’ in 12 different ways!)
🛒 Retail Logistics (How to survive on a $15/hr wage with no benefits!)
📢 Marketing Psychology (Convince people Baja Blast is actually hydrating!)
🔬 Food Science & Bioethics (Is it really beef? Let’s not ask too many questions!)

🎓 Motto: “Graduate in 2 years, or get upgraded to the drive-thru.”

Taco Bell University Graduation Requirements:
✔ Complete 400 unpaid internship hours at Walmart-Amazon Corporate.
✔ Write a 500-word essay titled "Why Monopolies Are Actually Good."
✔ Pass the Loyalty Pledge Exam (Remember, criticism is unpatriotic!)
✔ Survive The Gauntlet (24-hour Taco Bell menu challenge—live, laugh, diarrhea!)

Student Testimonials:
⭐ "I graduated debt-free! But only because I live inside the Walmart Distribution Hub now." – Class of 2051
⭐ "My entire tuition was covered in BullyBucks™! Just 15 more years of Prime labor to go!" – Class of 2056
⭐ "I questioned the curriculum once. Now I work at Dollar General." – [REDACTED]
 

​​​Let’s be real—if we saw an actual news headline tomorrow saying ‘Amazon Introduces BullyBucks™ for Tuition Assistance at Taco Bell University’… we wouldn’t even be surprised.  We’d just sigh, grab a Baja Blast, and start mentally preparing for our shift at the Walmart-Amazon Megastore.

Just make sure you scan your Prime ID at checkout so you can earn 1.5 BullyBucks™ toward your Taco Bell University Associate’s Degree in Late-Stage Capitalism.

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Baja Blast is mandatory. It’s the official beverage of the Resistance. 🥤

✔ Resistant to corporate buyouts.
✔ Independent supply chain.
✔ A brand that flies under the radar—unlikely to attract attention.

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🏴 The Official Sponsors of the Resistance:

✔ 🏢 Costco (Codename: The Warehouse) – Stockpile HQ, secret bunkers, bulk survival kits and the last remaining supply of pre-corporate peanut butter.
✔ 💰 Chico’s Bail Bonds (Codename: Get Out of Jail Free) – Funds rebel ops, smuggles prisoners out of corporate gulags.

Their motto:
"Let Freedom Ring!"
"Need to break a Resistance leader out of an Amazon Detention Center? Call Chico’s. No credit? No problem!"

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🏴 The Resistance’s Other Underdog Corporate Allies:

1. Waffle House (Codename: Gridlock)

   • Survived every economic collapse.

   • Their locations have military-tier durability.

   • Rumored to be a front for Resistance meetings.

   • Waffle House Index used to coordinate rebel activity.

2. In-N-Out Burger (Codename: Double-Double)

   • Refused to franchise or expand too much = Less corporate control.

   • Secretly hiding Resistance messages in their Bible verse cup codes.

   • "Animal Style" = Code for black-market supply drops.

3. Craigslist (Codename: The List)

   • Still exists because no one knows how to shut it down.

   • Anonymous meetups, barter economy, Resistance classifieds.

   • Absolutely immune to corporate buyouts because it makes no sense.

4. The Local Food Truck Cartel (Codename: The Roamers)

   • Can move locations to avoid surveillance.

   • Distributes anti-corporate literature in burrito wrappers.

   • Secret menu = Secret missions.
      

The Resistance Code Word

"Yeah, I’ll take that Baja Blast with extra ice." 🥤 (Translation: I’m in. Where’s the meeting?)
 

I might have to grab a Baja Chicken Chalupa on my way home tonight.